Now having the sun shine out of your backside is pretty impressive but I can poo a rainbow, for real, …find the pot of gold… and it’s something you don’t hear very often. In fact it’s my favourite title to a blog and it’s all true! It was a mystery and to be honest when the first colour came out he was pretty worried.
It was bright green and looked like an alien had invaded my backside and took a steaming warm revenge on behalf of the Intergalactic Rainbow Council …chew the alien… right underneath my bottom. It smelled like me so I will spare you the photos but by the time I finished it looked like icing decorations piped out onto a cake.
The penny dropped for him on my second visit to the toilet when I continued with the refracted light/smell show and produced a bright blue that would have stopped anyone to take a second look. And how did this miracle happen I hear you ask? Lack of supervision!
I don’t hold it against him because he had two of the grandchildren staying over last night …chew the children… and after dinner he got out the colouring books, stencils and crayons and they had a great time drawing and colouring green dinosaurs with blue spots. At this point I have to say that the crayons are non toxic and safe for children (and dogs) so please don’t be alarmed when you realise that I munched through the crayons like a tube of Pringles.
…I wonder what colour the next one will be…