The Amazing Smelling Machine

We were out walking past this spot …find the chicken… and for a couple of days I’ve been drawn to it like sea gulls to a bag of chips and we never investigated till he decided to film poo, in a bag hanging from a tree ….find the bin… and realised what a mean sheen smelling machine I am.

Author: Ted Chewstring

I was born on the 27th of July 2015 at ten to ten in the evening. I have four brothers and four sisters, my mum's name is Piper and my gran's name was Cara. I now live with Derek in Edinburgh, Scotland and we are Thunder Buddies for life. I can sit, lie down, stay, ignore the food, look at me, touch a hand and my favourite is I can play fetch. I love chicken and will do anything for it. I love to chew string

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