Puppies Get Bored you Know

Ted the Dog's Blog on Being a Dog

I think Derek learned the valuable lesson he remembered from somewhere on the ….chew string…Internet someone saying don’t give trust too fast because just when he thought I’d handled peeing on the potty mat I got to go into the hall and I had to let one go due to the excitement, a pee not a poo just in case you’re wondering. To be fair he let me off with that so I thought I would chance my luck and let another one flow and well you can guess the rest. He stopped leaving the door into the hall open and it seems I’m stuck in this kitchen which hasn’t had such a clean floor till I arrived so I must be doing him so good.

But he did me proud today by taking me on a tour around all the rooms (in his arms) giving me a chance to sniff by taking his time. He’s got great views from the window cos I saw them and smelled outside and if that wasn’t enough we went out and sat on his balcony, on his knee, in the glorious sunshine sniffing the outdoors, I think it’s in my DNA.

So thank chicken daily there is more to life than this kitchen, which he keeps cleaning away my pee’s and poo’s from the floor. In fact he owns them, takes them right off me and it’s my poo and pee! Well as pack leader he’s welcome to them grrrr where’s my rope?

Author: Ted Chewstring

I was born on the 27th of July 2015 at ten to ten in the evening. I have four brothers and four sisters, my mum's name is Piper and my gran's name was Cara. I now live with Derek in Edinburgh, Scotland and we are Thunder Buddies for life. I can sit, lie down, stay, ignore the food, look at me, touch a hand and my favourite is I can play fetch. I love chicken and will do anything for it. I love to chew string

3 thoughts on “Puppies Get Bored you Know”

  1. This is absolutely fantastic… Giggled reading it out to jason…looking forward to more entries… Ted it sounds like your having a great time with Derek.. Hope you enjoy your first trip into the big wide world… You will be amazed… Love mum (piper) and family… All your brothers and sisters are doing well and hope to have a reunion sometime in the near future… Take care off your friend Derek he is the key to all things nice xxx

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